I took a look around and it turns out there are all sorts of horrible album covers out there! I feel so ignorant to the album cover brutality that occurs in the world!
Here's a few more albums to add to the "Groups that spent more time working on their music than the package that their music would be wrapped in" category.
That's like working on becoming a better person, when you could very well be spending that time at the gym bulking up.
Ladies love it when you can benchpress their personality.
The Three Musket-Tears - Songs for my Baby
"Hey Americaaa!! You like our record!? You sign us, yes?! We are use Tamborine men! Just like you like!"
Abba - Gracias Por La Musica
Okay, we get it. You're European and you sleep with each other's wifes, and wear their clothes, and grow your chest hair real long, but why do you have to look so damn happy doing it? Showoffs.
John Bult - Julie's Sixteenth Birthday
"Julie, I think it's about time you find out... your mom is actually your sister... and your mom."
Bob Thomas - 7 Places to Hang a Hat
I wonder how many photos they took before they told Bob to put down the guitar and ask his girlfriend if she'd get naked for $50.
"Seriously Bob. We've been doing this for years. We KNOW what sells records, and naked chicks awkwardly petting rabbits definitely sells records."
Dick Hyman & Mary Mayo - Moon Gas
I don't even need to hear this record to know that I'm in love with it. Dick Hyman?! Mary Mayo!? Moon Gas?!! I have a feeling that this record probably sounds like what jumping on the moon feels like. Which, I would imagine, probably feels like grape soda tastes after spending two weeks in the desert without water.
Yeah, this record sounds like dehydration acts when it's hungover off tequila and cheap hookers.
Like this? Check out more bad album covers on BitchWaxCoverArt Vol.1, or BitchWaxCoverArt Vol. 3! Or watch everyday inanimate objects come to life in The Googly Eye Project!