Wednesday, January 14, 2009

BitchWaxCoverArt. Vol 2.

I took a look around and it turns out there are all sorts of horrible album covers out there! I feel so ignorant to the album cover brutality that occurs in the world!
Here's a few more albums to add to the "Groups that spent more time working on their music than the package that their music would be wrapped in" category.
That's like working on becoming a better person, when you could very well be spending that time at the gym bulking up.
Ladies love it when you can benchpress their personality.

The Three Musket-Tears - Songs for my Baby

"Hey Americaaa!! You like our record!? You sign us, yes?! We are use Tamborine men! Just like you like!"

Abba - Gracias Por La Musica

Okay, we get it. You're European and you sleep with each other's wifes, and wear their clothes, and grow your chest hair real long, but why do you have to look so damn happy doing it? Showoffs.

John Bult - Julie's Sixteenth Birthday

"Julie, I think it's about time you find out... your mom is actually your sister... and your mom."

Bob Thomas - 7 Places to Hang a Hat

I wonder how many photos they took before they told Bob to put down the guitar and ask his girlfriend if she'd get naked for $50.
"Seriously Bob. We've been doing this for years. We KNOW what sells records, and naked chicks awkwardly petting rabbits definitely sells records."

Dick Hyman & Mary Mayo - Moon Gas

I don't even need to hear this record to know that I'm in love with it. Dick Hyman?! Mary Mayo!? Moon Gas?!! I have a feeling that this record probably sounds like what jumping on the moon feels like. Which, I would imagine, probably feels like grape soda tastes after spending two weeks in the desert without water.
Yeah, this record sounds like dehydration acts when it's hungover off tequila and cheap hookers.
Moon Gas.


Like this? Check out more bad album covers on BitchWaxCoverArt Vol.1, or BitchWaxCoverArt Vol. 3! Or watch everyday inanimate objects come to life in The Googly Eye Project!


  1. i see what you're doing. it's a joke. i get it. it's sarcasm. you couldn't really believe that these are terrible album covers. could you? no. you couldn't. You're delusional if you can't understand how genius these are.
    take the john bult one, for example, goddamn it. it's fucking amazing. 'mom's your sister and your sister's your mom,' come on. thats not the half of it. he's all im drunk and stoned all the time, and when im not playin the guitar or smashin keys on the piano, im doing my daughter whose never seen the light of day cause i keep her chained up in the cellar when im out. oh and she just turned sixteen. blow out your candles after you suck my cock.

  2. hahah oh man. either ive lost it or you fuckers have some catching up to do.