Choosing good album art isn't easy. Choosing bad album art, on the other hand, is very very easy.
My hat's off to these folks for taking absolutely no time whatsoever to come up with what will inevitably be people's first impression of them. Or for making their album art downright creepy.
Devastatin' Dave - The Turntable Slave
What can one say about Devastatin' Dave that hasn't already been said by the three bright neon words "ZIP ZAP RAP" plastered across his leather-bound crotch? This album is definitely going to get the party started, though it might not be the kind of party you want to make yourself a part of.
Orleans - Waking and Dreaming
These guys, on the other hand, look like they would love to be a part of that kind of party.
Wally Whyton - It's Me, Mum!
Featuring the hits: "Don't Send My Mother to Prison" and "1913 Massacre". WTF?! Who is this guy's target audience? Fucking Charles Manson?! That's amazing.
Freddie Gage - All My Friends Are Dead
I wonder if Wally Whyton had something to do with this....
Ken - By Request Only
"Stare louder. No, LOUDER!"
Animal Nation - Understanding More About Nothing Than Anybody Ever Thought Impossible or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Music
A 20 word title? C'mon guys, let's be realistic here.
Enjoy this? Make sure to check out BitchWaxCoverArt Vol. 2, as well as Vol. 3. Or read one our hilarious interviews on Ali Milner, Jiminy, or album art creator Taka Sudo!